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Islamabad, Monday, 14 April, 2008

 

 
ARIES (March 21-April 19) TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)

This is a pleasant sort of goofy day. If you have to do something important — do it in the morning. It’s a good day to entertain at home, enjoy family gatherings, or just kick back and relax. Don’t push the river — but enjoy yourself!
 

Some Saturdays, you want to light the world on fire or get a huge amount done; however, this Saturday, don’t expect too much of yourself. Just go with the flow. The morning will be far more efficient than the rest of the day; nevertheless, it can be a pleasant day!....
 

GEMINI (May 21- June20) CANCER (June 21 - July 22)

Confine important spending or making purchases or doing business to the morning. Check with the Moon Alert above. The afternoon is a great time to schmooze with others and just goof off. Enjoy good times with friends and/or family. Seek out entertainment.
 

The moon is in your sign today, and for the most part, this can be quite a pleasant, laid-back day for you. The morning will be different from the afternoon, and the afternoon is definitely goofy, loosey-goosey. Don’t worry about this. Some days just get derailed — that’s all, folks!
 

LEO (July 23 - Aug.22) VIRGO (Aug.23 - Sept. 22 )

If you have to be efficient, effective and get something done — then do it this morning. Ditto for spending money. Avoid major purchases in the afternoon, except for buying food. Expect shortages and delays as well this afternoon. Avoid going overboard drinking and eating. (Oh yeah.)
 

You’ll truly enjoy the company of others today. People see you as warmhearted and generous now — and you are! Activities, classes and gatherings (especially with other females) will appeal to you today. You’ve got a lot of energy to burn, especially through sports and physical activities.

 

LIBRA (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22) SCORPIO (Oct. 23 - Nov.21 )

Be alert today. (The world needs more lerts.) You might make a silly mistake or forget something or do something in an absent-minded, distracted way that is rather obvious to other people, especially bosses and bigwigs. (Yikes.) Public mistakes are such a drag. (I am Typo Queen.)
 

Hopefully, you don’t have to work today. This is a good day to do relaxed things to explore new territories. It’s a perfect day for a drive, or a hike or bike ride or a sail or putting Slinkies on escalators. You’re in the mood for something different!

 

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21) CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)

You might be clever at seeing new uses for old things today. You’re in an extremely resourceful frame of mind. You don’t want to waste things; you want to find new uses for them. You also feel unusually passionate and cozy! My, my.
 

Be patient and tolerant with others. Join forces or form working units in the morning. You can be productive then. However, the afternoon is just a goofy time where anything can happen, and some of it will just go sideways. “There she goes!”
 

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) PISCES (Feb. 19 - March 20)

Even though half of the day is sort of just up for grabs, you can be amazingly productive in the morning. Take care of pets or shopping for pets; shop for sundries and health-related items. But after the Moon Alert (above), just take it easy. Relax and enjoy yourself.

 

This is a wonderfully, playful, but flirtatious day for you. If you have shopping or important work to do — choose the morning. This afternoon and evening are perfect for social events, movies, the theatre, sports, and playful activities with children. Just have fun!
 

 

IF TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY

 
   
   TV host David Letterman (1947) shares your birthday today. You’re extremely articulate. People are always ready to listen to you. You have presence, and you’re socially aware. In part, this is because you always have your antenna out there. You’re an excellent spokesperson for others. You have an insatiable curiosity about practically everything. Get ready for a fantastic year ahead.