Britney parties sans pants with Paris
From Sara Hall

NEW YORK—Now that Britney Spears has ditched the money and success-sucking sponge that was Kevin Federline, she seems determined to remind everyone that hey, she’s only 24, y’all! And what better way to look immature like the young, carefree pop starlet she is than by reportedly partying pantsless in Sin City with fellow tabloid staple Paris Hilton.
On Sunday, Britney took a break from mommy duty with 1-year-old Sean Preston and 2-month-old Jayden James to make the Las Vegas scene with her new BFF (they’ve apparently known each other for a few years), an outing that sent paparazzi into a frenzy.
According to Robin Leach’s Luxe Life, the blonde extension-sporting pair’s mutual pal, moneybags mogul George Maloof, brought them together after Spears, “furious” that Federline has been seen in the company of the opposite sex, asked him to arrange “a night on the town” with some of his celebrity acquaintances.
If Britney’s goal was to make sure what happened in Vegas didn’t stay in Vegas, she succeeded in spades. Shutterbugs captured the comeback-minded warbler, who may be facing an ugly custody battle with failed rapper Federline, sucking on cancer sticks, quaffing tasty beverages and yukking it up with Paris.
“The girls didn’t seem to pay attention to any of the many men that tried to approach them,” a bystander tells Perez Hilton. “They just genuinely seemed to be having the best time.”
Brit even took a cue from her naughty bits flashing friend (in case you were lucky enough to miss it, Hilton’s boob nipped out for some fresh air last week while she was spending quality time with sometime squeeze Stavros Niarchos) by dropping trou at hotspot Tryst, reports TMZ.com.
Spears supposedly became overheated while boogying down to a few Paris ditties on the dance floor, so she did what any star in need of an image burnishing would do: She slipped out of her confining satin pants to reveal the fishnet stockings lurking beneath. Perez says a helpful waitress soon gave her a skirt so she could continue to shake her groove thing.
When not palling around amid a crush of paparazzi, Britney and Paris found time to see a few other famous faces who were in town. People reports Spears met and hung out with “Dancing with the Stars” hoofer-cum-Casanova Mario Lopez at The Mint, where she pocketed $10,000 at a high-stakes blackjack table, while the Las Vegas Review-Journal spied Hilton with crooner James Blunt, the current beau of model Petra Nemcova.
Meanwhile, in other Paris news (because, alas, there’s always more), she’s long maintained that underneath her bubbleheaded blonde exterior beats the heart of a savvy businesswoman. Tina Fey, however, begs to differ.
During a tête-à-tête last week with Howard Stern, the former “Saturday Night Live” star-turned-”30 Rock” mastermind was asked about the self-adoring starlet’s turn as an “SNL” host.
“She’s a piece of s**t,” snapped Fey (via Us Weekly). “The people at ‘SNL’ were like maybe she’ll be fun, maybe she won’t take herself so seriously. She takes herself so seriously! She’s unbelievably dumb and so proud of how dumb she is. She looks like a tranny up close.”
Yee-ouch.
According to the sharp-tongued comedienne, Hilton was “awful” to deal with, refusing to do a skit that referenced her sex tape, holing up in her dressing room and leaving tufts of her faux tresses lying around.
“... You would walk down the hall and find what just looked like nasty wads of Barbie hair on the stairs,” recalls Tina. “Her hair is like a Fraggle.” But that’s not to say Paris didn’t have a few cutting edge ideas on how to inject some funny into the late night comedy show.
“ ... She wanted to make fun of all the girls she hates,” says Fey. “She was like, ‘I want to play Jessica Simpson, I hate her.’ She would come in the room and say, ‘You should do a show about Jessica Simpson because she’s fat.’” Hilton’s sparkling personality was also apparently on display last week in London at the World Music Awards.