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ARIES
(March 21-April 19) |
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TAURUS
(April 20 - May 20) |
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Unexpected events occur with foreign countries and travel today.
Travel plans are interrupted or cancelled. You might meet unusual
people from different cultures. Matters connected with publishing,
the media, higher education and the law are subject to surprises and
cancellations.
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Something unexpected about shared possessions or jointly held
property might happen today. You won’t like the terms somebody else
is trying to dictate to you. “What am I? Chopped liver?”
Alternatively, you might break something that somebody else owns, or
lose it, or vice versa. (Ouch.)
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GEMINI (May 21- June20) |
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CANCER (June 21 - July 22) |
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Conversations with partners and close friends are explosive. One of
you feels very independent! That’s the tone of your day. Be gentle
with others. People can easily explode in your face, which is always
so tedious, isn’t it?
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Power
outages, computer crashes, staff shortages, broken equipment,
something interrupts your workday. Co-workers are also explosive.
Since you know ahead of time that people are touchy — tread
carefully. Keep dark chocolate at the ready.
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LEO (July 23 - Aug.22) |
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VIRGO (Aug.23 - Sept. 22 ) |
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Love at first sight is possible today. Anything can happen with
romance. New, creative ideas strike you out of the blue. Meanwhile,
parents must be vigilant. This is an accident-prone day for
children. (This includes creating them, if you get my drift.)
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Expect disruptions at home or within your family today. Get out your
tinfoil hat. You might hear the lightning before it strikes.
Appliances can break down. Arguments between family members are
likely. Unexpected guests drop in. Drink something to calm your
harried nerves. Seconds?
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LIBRA (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22) |
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SCORPIO (Oct. 23 - Nov.21 ) |
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Arguments easily explode today. But they don’t have to. You have the
power of choice in how you respond to others. Interruptions are
inevitable. This is an accident-prone day, so be careful driving,
walking, jogging — anything. You can have verbal accidents, as well.
(“I’m innocent!”)
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Although it’s technically OK to shop most of today, impulse
purchases could get you in trouble. Be careful. Something that you
don’t expect will affect your cash flow. You might find money, and
you might lose money. You might get fired. Think twice before you
quit your day job. It’s a crapshoot.
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SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21) |
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CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) |
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Absolutely
anything can happen today. You can feel it. For starters, you feel
very independent — even rebellious. You don’t want anyone telling
you what to do. Freedom has always been a big deal for you. (And
that’s OK.) Don’t tempt the fiery dragon. Carry your Arthurian
shield at all times. “Who goes there?”
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You feel restless today. In turn, this can make you easily
irritated. Nevertheless, consider this an opportunity to practice
patience. There’s no point in blowing up at others. Then they hate
you. That’s no fun. And it’s no fun hating somebody else, either.
Buy yourself a treat.
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AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) |
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PISCES (Feb. 19 - March 20) |
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A friend will definitely surprise you today. If this doesn’t happen,
then you’ll meet somebody (a real bizarre character) who does
surprise you. Relations with groups, clubs, conferences and
organizations are also highly suspect. Nothing turns out the way you
think it will. (This might be a good thing.)
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Bosses are touchy today. Ditto for parents, teachers, the police and
any authority figure in your life. Nobody expects the Spanish
Inquisition! Someone could do something that feels like the last
straw. (Just put it in that little box where you keep all your last
straws.)
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IF TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY |
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TV host Jonathon Stewart (1965) shares your birthday. You are
definitely an independent thinker. You boldly march to your own
drummer. You strive for honesty at all costs. You have charm,
intelligence and wit. You seek change in your life, in large measure
because you have a strong sense of romance and adventure. The year
ahead focuses primarily on your closest partnerships and
relationships. |